'Twas the night afore Christmas, when all through the Inn,
All the ladies was workin', fun was gonna begin.
The Parson were hung by the chimney wif care,
While a rod o' white birch smacked 'is bare derriere.

The gents they was taken straight up to the beds,
While visions of workin' girls danced in their 'eads.
Lila in her knickers and I in the nude,
Had just tied to the bedposts two gents who was lewd.

(See our Christmas show to hear the rest...)