Note: This song and the tune are in public domain. However the verses for the girls and the follow verse, in addition to the line "We'll gives you a romp, for a moderate fee",were written by Soiled Doves cast members. We encourage you to write your own verses to suit your needs. Steal it and I will get the Poxy Boggards to sit on you. (http://www.poxyboggards.com)

All:
Wassail, wassail all over the town
Our bread, it is white and our ale, it is brown
We'll gives you a romp, for a moderate fee
With a wassaling bowl, we'll drink to thee.

Sandra:
Now here is to Lila
With her waist so trim
May God give to Lila ... a long night of sin
A long night of sin, that we may all hear
With a wassailing bowl we drink with cheer