Note: This song and the tune are in public domain. However the verses for the girls were written by Soiled Doves cast members. We encourage you to write your own verses to suit your needs.

All:
Knees up Mother Brown!
Knees up Mother Brown!
Round the table you must go
Ee-i-ee-i-ee-i-oh!
If I catch you bending,
I'll saw your legs right off,
Knees up! Knees Up!
Don't get the breeze up,
Knees up Mother Brown!

Cherry:
I'm Cherry as you know
I'll do a little show
A handy strumpet with my trumpet

ALL:
But that's not all she'll blow!

Chorus:
Oh My! What a rotten song!
What a rotten song!
Oh, What a rotten song!
Oh My! What a rotten song!
What a rotten singer too!