As I stepped out one evening upon a night's career,
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Oh, sailor, please excuse me for being out so late,
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I eyed that girl both up and down for I'd heard such talk before,
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I took her to a nice hotel; I knew she wouldn't mind.
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So up the stairs and into bed I took that maiden fair.
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Then in the morning she was gone; my money was gone too.
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Now all you jolly sailormen who sail upon the sea
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I spied a lofty clipper ship and after her I steered.
I hoisted up my sig-in-als which she so quickly knew,
And when she seen my sig-in-als fly, she immediately hove to.
She had a dark and a rovin' eye,
And her hair hung down in ring-a-lets.
She was a nice girl, a decent proper girl,
But one of the rakish kind.
But if my parents knew of it, oh, sad would be my fate.
My father is a minister, a good and honest man.
My mother is a Methodist; I do the best I can.
And when she moored herself to me, I knew she was a whore.
But still she was a pretty girl; she shyly hung her head.
``I'll go along with you, my lad,'' this to me she said.
But little did I ever think she was one of the rakish kind.
I handled her, I dandled her, and learned to my surprise,
She was nothing but a fire ship rigged up in a disquise.
And I fired off my cannon into her thatch of hair.
I fired off a broadside until my shot was spent,
Then rammed that fire ship's waterline until my ram was bent.
My clothes she'd hocked; my watch she stole; my sea bag was
gone too.
But she'd left behind a souvenir, I'd have you all to know,
And in nine days, to my surprise, there was fire down below.
From England to Amerikay take warning now from me.
Beware of lofty fire ships, they'll be the ruin of you.
They'll empty out your shot locker and pick your pocket too.