Chorus:
When Lydia goes to pass water she pees an incredible stream
Chorus:
The sexual life of a camel is more than anyone thinks
For when the camel gets passionate, he tries to mount the Sphinx
But the Sphinx's celestial passage is blocked by the sands of the Nile
Which accounts for the hump on the camel and the Sphinx's inscrutable smile.
She pees for an hour and a quarter and you can't see her ass for the steam
Which has nothing to do with the camel nor the Sphinx on that faraway shore,
But is merely a little diversion till we all sing the chorus once more.
