In Portsmouth town there lived a maid
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She swore to me that she was true
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I put me hand upon her toe
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I put me hand upon her knee
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I put me hand upon her thigh
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I put me hand upon her thatch
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I slipped me mainmast to her blocks
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Do mind what I do say!
In Portsmouth town there lived a maid
The British Navy was her trade,
I'll go no more a-rovin' with you fair maid.
A-rovin', a-rovin', since rovin's been my ru-i-in
I'll go no more a-rovin' with you fair maid.
Do mind what I do say!
She's true to me, she's true to you
She's true to the whole damn Navy, too
Do mind what I do say!
I put me hand upon her toe
she, "Young man, you're rather low"
Do mind what I do say!
I put me hand upon her knee
Sez she, "Young man, you're makin' free"
Do mind what I do say!
I put me hand upon her thigh
Sez she, "Young man, you're drawin' nigh"
Do mind what I do say!
I put me hand upon her thatch
Sez she, "Young man, that's my main hatch"
Do mind what I do say!
I slipped me mainmast to her blocks
Sez she, "Young man, I've got the pox!"